You know what I don't see enough of in advertisements these days? Pubic hair. Yes, I need to see more pubic hair. Thanks D&G. You sure do know good taste.

This has already happened to me.

Tomorrow mark the last day of medicine at ENH. I know I have said this a million times before, but I think I am really going to miss Evanston. The people were nice. I even think I may have learned a thing or too. I just wonder if life will be as exciting downtown; what will I do without the rush I got from the life threatening commute in the morning?

Words to Live By . . .and a great test for image uploads.
KidItamae

I learned two big things while on the wards:

1) The medical record is an amazingly powerful and legally binding document that you should not take lightly. It is permanent. Things on it can never be deleted.

2) Nurses are just amazing and powerful as the medical record, and if you piss one off they can use the medical record against you.

Here is an actual example I read of said power in use:

PATIENT IS NOW MORE CO-OPERATIVE; HE ALLOWED US TO START HIS IV AND HE WANTED A 'CONDOM' CATHETER WE TRIED TO PLACE ONE BUT IT COULD NOT FIT; HIS PENIS IS VERY SMALL.

Moral: Don't piss off your nurse.

Welcome to the K.I.T. blog for the morose and generally wretched medical students. This is place to emote. This is a place the inhabitants of NUMS to become a little less numb.